A bit of advice

My mother always told me to wear nice underwear and socks, just in case some series of unfortunate events happened and you might be seen in your britches (this advice reinforced when I was a paramedic - very peculiar what people wear on a daily basis), well this next bit of advice runs along those same lines - If you are going to do something a little wild and crazy, that potentially gets you arrested, make sure you are not wearing your swimming suit... or less. No matter when you might be released, after your stint in the county Hilton, whether it be summer, winter, or spring, you will be released in the same outfit you came in wearing... which could be very chilly or slightly embarrassing (because staying at the county lodging is not). See, I'm learning something new everyday at work.