Yeah, I'm that lady...

-who dresses her dogs up for a Howl-o-ween costume contest at Petsmart(ballerina and a surfer pup) and then makes her husband come too and take ownership of one of them in a ring of all women
-who eats over 1/2 of her own chocolate birthday cake in a 2 day period and will finish it because her dear husband doesn't do chocolate cake but was sweet enough to get me a chocolate cake because well, I love chocolate cake
-who can listen to the same song, over and over again and find new meaning to it each time (yes on repeat over and over and over in my car)
-who can use nearly every pot and pan and utensil to make baked goods even though it could have been done with one bowl and one spoon
-who can eat more than most grown men twice my size and weight and still be hungry

yeah, I'm that lady and my husband loves me for these things!